You have two boyfriends and you're not having sex?

[ Oh, Allison. She looks disappointed. And sounds it. Take advantage of the situation girl! ]

You can't let them have it all and get nothing out of it.

[ She doesn't even care about being missed out anymore, not when her best friend's love life is sounding very much like a travesty ]

It's a good job I'm here, then.

[ Because someone has to fix it. Aka you're getting pointers and things done no matter how much you protest ]